I DIDN'T ASK TO BE A LEADER // I ASKED YOU TO BE A FOLLOWER*
*FOLLOW AND I WILL DM YOU PERSONALLY
You achieve enlightenment // I achieve tax exempt status
Attention, beloved Followers. *clears throat* Excuse me. Follow @ScotlandGreen, @catccohen, and @Party_Harderson #FF
RT @ScotlandGreen: I believe in freedom of speech, I really do. But it should cost you $3500 to say "amaze balls".
RT @Party_Harderson: I think the most romantic place to get fisted would have to be beside a koi pond. I truly think Koi fish are SO beautiful!